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Monday, March 5, 2012

Idiots.

Things not to do when trying to obtain a job;

1. Get your father or mother to ask for an application or interview for you.

2. Get your father or mother to ask for an application or interview for you then ask them to buy you a milkshake.

3. Have one of your parents fill your application out for you as you drink your milkshake.

4. Show up for an application/interview dressed in slutty/goth/hobo clothing.

5. Show up for an application with your ipod blaring in your ears.

6. Try to act like you have exclusive connections with the owners when 10 people before you said the same thing.

7. Tell the manager you have to have a job because you are out on bail for breaking and entering/theft and have to have a job to be out on an ankle moniter.


This was a post I started to write but never finished about two years ago and I just found it in my drafts. All advice comes from real experiences while working at Hoagies. Haha. 

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